Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Last Time I am EVER Spending That Much Money on Olive

(J)ey guys!

I know it has been over a month since my last post, forgive me! No one reads it anyways lol. But I am VERY bored at work so I figured, Why not! I'll post a blog today.

The last month has been pretty hectic for me. i have a lot of news to share for those who care! lol didn't mean to sound like Dr. Seuss.

For starters, let's begin with the title of the blog shall we?? So, I am a sucker for spoiling my dog Olive. i love to buy him things. I am those little pet shop's best friend because they could convince me that olive needs everything in the store or he will not live past tomorrow. So I went into Pet's Mart the other day (even though I like PetCo more Pet's Mart is much closer) to get olive some new food. he is the PICKIEST easter in the world when it comes to his food. The only thing he likes to eat is human food and anything that is on the floor, and now apparently anything that will put up a fight and not be destroyed in two minutes.

This kid has been chewing on everything! It has gotten so bad. I will turn my back on him for literlally 3 seconds and when I look back at him he has destroyed a notebook that was in a shelf. He loves to make me angry that's for sure. You wouldn't think that a small little puff ball could do so much damage -- beware! Coujou should be his new name! In the past few days, he has destroyed -- ready for this? -- two combs, 2 leashes, a pair of uggs, a pair of slippers, a notebook, 2 dvd's and a pillow!! It sounds like I just let him roam arund the apartment, but it seriously takes him a whopping 4 miliseconds to sink his teeth into something and shred it up. Don't let his cute little face fool you, he will betray you and chew up your favorite pair of shoes! he has no mercy!!

Speaking of mercy, the last and most valuable thing he managed to destroy was his collar. now, let me start off by saying that i have wanted this collar and leash set for him for about, I don't know, 8 months! I have saved and saved and waited and waited to get him this collar and leash and a couple days ago, I finally did! I got him the coveted Louis Vuitton collar and leash set. He looked so cute in it! .... for a night. I made the mistake of keeping it a little loose on his tiny little neck so that it wouldnt hurt him. It was kind of stiff when it arrived. The next morning he is whining is his cage so I have trey let him out. We continue to sleep, I made sure everything was off of the floor in the bedroom so our things are safe from sharp tiny teeth, and then I hear a weird sound. It was the sound of his bell (yes, he has a bell like a cat so I don't crush him) jingling around like its being shaken around the room... Immediately I get up because I realized that the jingling sound was coming from his collar, which could only be in Olive's mouth to be making that much noise. So i got out of bed and ran over to Olive, who was blissfully hopping around the room shaking his collar, to discover that it wasn't his collar that was in his mouth... IT WAS ONLY HALF OF IT!!!!!! He had managed to pull it off of his scrawny little neck while he was in his kennel last night and chewed on it! He literally chewed it in half right off of his neck!! He had it for one night before he destroyed a $260 collar!! I will have to post pictures of the tragedy when I get home. I was so angry! After everything I have done for him, he ruins the one thing I was dying to get him!!

ugh. puppies

granted it's not really his fault as much as it is mine. I bought a teething puppy an outrageousley overpriced designer collar and expected it to last. lol. yes. I caved into the tempation of overspending on my puppy! At least he still has the leash, so that's a plus. I might consider replacing it at the end of the summer when I go to New York City - but we will see.

I swear, I had a lab as a puppy, I know how this chewing-anything-and-everything-because-it's-fun-and-it-makes-my-dad-red-in-the-face stage goes, but Olive is just as bad! Maybe it's just a puppy thing. Dogs will eat anything. Noted.

Anyways, that is the most eventful thing that i needed to vent about. the dogs are driving me nuts. I put Gordo on KSL for $200 just to see if people were interested in buying him.. I got 5 voicemails and 3 phonecalls within an hour. Mind the fact that I didn't let trey know what I was doing, so that didn't go well. lol But at least we know we will have a few interviews to conduct if and when we decide that it is time to let Gordo play on a farm instead of the carpet in 750 sq fett of apartment lol..

BUT the apartment is great, I love it. Trey and I are doing well. School is stressful and I can't wait for it to be over.

Oh! and I got a Nordstrom internship for the summer which I am super excited about! They placed me in jewelry, which I have mixed feelings about because I really wanted shoes or Men's or handbags - but I am sure I will love it in the end. You can never g wrong with jewelry!

until next time, (which will be more often. I forgot how much fun it is to post a blog)

ciao!